Monday, April 18, 2005

Word I never thought I'd utter

Right now I'm eating bacon out of a ukelele.

When a friend arrived this morning, her daughter had been holding her breakfast but hadn't eaten it. It was freshly made turkey bacon wrapped in a paper towel. Maddy took it and stuffed it into her toy ukulele. Neither kid touched it after that. As far as I can tell, this is free bacon, even if I have to fish it out of a ukulele.

I might also add, the ukulele is making twangy noises not unlike japanese restaurant music as I fish each piece out. Very nice zen-like lunchtime music.

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