Time for a glass of wine

The kids are arguing over who knows more, what the best flavor of kefir is, and how to eat a cheese stick, all at once, with arguments overlapping each other:

"Strawberry is best!"
"Yeah, but you're supposed to PEEL the cheese stick."
"No! I know more than you do!"
"Pomegranate!"

Time for a nerve-dulling glass of wine.

(NB: The correct answers to the above-referenced questions are: "me," "pomegranate," and "peeled apart.")